the next time someone masturbates next to me in one of my classes im using your quote
“EXCUSE ME BUT THE GENTLEMEN NEXT TO ME IS ENJOYING HIMSELF GOOD SIR”There was a kid in my high school that would masturbate in class all the time but the teachers never caught him so the principal gave random students walkie talkies so he could come in when the kid was masturbating and catch him
The code phrase was “the chicken is roasting”
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